Of Dinosaurs and Priests

Just reminiscing a bit here, which might seem a bit self-indulgent, but you’re reading a website named after me so you shouldn’t be surprised by a bit of self-indulgence. I…

Placentophagy

So… People eat placentas. Apparently it’s a healthy way to celebrate the birth of a newborn. In my mind’s eye I see a happy young couple, the mom slightly pale…

Brain-Fetus

I like to think I’m a fairly active guy. I write (though not as consistently as I ought), I do musical things. This month I built a banjo from scratch…

Scary Kid’s Movies

2016 is the “I’m offended” year. Recently Clint Eastwood called us a “generation of p*ssies”.  I think this is in part due to a deterioration of kids movies. I went…

Sentiment & Dead Mom Jokes

Most regular old Mormon folk will assure you that we no longer practice polygamy. That isn’t strictly true. You see, I have two moms and not in the currently fashionable…

Career Days

I poured myself some Honeycomb this morning and Rocky came out, rubbing sleep from his eyes. “Hey bud,” I said. His reply: “Hi dad. Why didn’t you become an astronaut?”…